Bitches pt. 1

I have typed this blog post four times and ended up deleting the whole thing over and over. First I want to thank everyone who has been reading it. It means a lot. Also I wanted to apologize if my last post offended anyone. It was not my intention to do that by any means. I do feel like you had some fair warning though. I’ve been searching for a topic to write about and it finally hit me, this shit is going to be about bitches who are trying to get the dudes I had. This does contain strong language, and I have noticed that when I get angry I sound a little ghetto. So for that I’m sorry.

 
 I’ve had a couple “friends” in my life who had known I liked a guy and went out of their mother fucking way to try to snatch him up. COOL LIFE. Must be a jealous thing, but that’s sweet for you because they sure as hell weren’t going to get laid by me. I am not a total PROSTITUTE SKANK WHORE like you. Seriously dude? The fuck is wrong with you. This shit has been going on since 8^th grade. Move the fuck around bitch. Its one thing if it happens once, that’s fine. Sometimes my vagina controls me too. But when it has been at least 75% of the guys that I have had feelings for then there is something wrong with you. The best part is I know when this shit is happening. I get this feeling and I connect the two of you together, as soon I get even the slightest hint. You really can’t hide this from me. I will know. And I will find you. I know that you really don’t have anything better to do right now with your life, but for real grow up. I know it won’t last though so I’m not even bothered. What does bother me though is that you call yourself a friend. You wouldn’t know the meaning of that word if it beat the shit out of you and left you paralyzed from the neck down. A friend is someone who hangs with her girls even if she is in a relationship. Not just when it’s convenient for you. A friend is someone who tells the truth, and is there for you when you’re hurting. Not someone who lies and is a cause for the pain. And lastly a friend is someone who acts nothing like you. Even after all these years of knowing each other, thinking “oh she will be better next time, she is just having some problems right now”. Obviously you have some problems you need to get over if you keep this shit up. And I am not going to bother helping you sort these issues out. 

 Xoxo, an angry white woman